Thursday, October 02, 2008

More Palinisms…

anticiPalin:
The nervous, sickening, heart-rate-raising anticipation of watching a Sarah Palin interview.

animal comPalin:
Any animal that could be cruelly shot and skinned by Sarah Palin.

vaPation:
A trip to a remote place taken solely to escape news about Sarah Palin.

newsPalins:
Any newspapers you’d like others to believe you’ve read consistently, but which you’ve never read at all.

prePalsition:
Any preposition used in a way that is grammatically incorrect and painful to the ear.

Palic:
The panic that arises when you’re publicly confronted by an important question to which you should, but do not, know the answer.

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