The nervous, sickening, heart-rate-raising anticipation of watching a Sarah Palin interview.
Any animal that could be cruelly shot and skinned by Sarah Palin.
A trip to a remote place taken solely to escape news about Sarah Palin.
Any newspapers you’d like others to believe you’ve read consistently, but which you’ve never read at all.
Any preposition used in a way that is grammatically incorrect and painful to the ear.
The panic that arises when you’re publicly confronted by an important question to which you should, but do not, know the answer.