Palinisms VI

emPalassing:
The idea of other countries looking at Sarah Palin or her fans as representatives of the U.S.

Palverick:
Sarah Palin’s idea of a “maverick.” Also: any term forever ruined/contaminated by its association with or usage by Sarah Palin.

Palksy:
Sarah Palin’s theatrical and nauseating version of “folksy,” characterized by phrases like “you betcha” and “darn right.”

Palmace:
Sarah Palin’s prissy, annoying grimace that photographers seem to love capturing.

Palndering:
What Sarah Palin’s doing to the poor crazies too ignorant to see it.

psyPalatrist:
What many liberals might soon need, solely to listen to rants about Sarah Palin.

dysPalctional:
The final state of any family forced to watch its matriarch stir a Florida crowd into a homicidal frenzy.