Palinisms IV

fabriPalin:
A lie shouted to a crowd in Sarah Palin’s shrill “folksy” drawl.

self-castiPalin:
A transparent attempt to make light of one’s dismal, embarrassing interview performance by making jokes about it to the press.

Pit Palin:
An animal trained to deliver the attacks that no one else is willing to.

ePasion:
Trying to evade a difficult question by declaring that your “maverick” status exempts you from having to answer it.

nightSare:
A nightmare about or involving Sarah Palin.

reorganiPalin:
Switching the order of the newspaper sections so that Sarah Palin’s face isn’t what you see every time you walk past the coffee table.