Monday, October 06, 2008

Palinisms IV

A lie shouted to a crowd in Sarah Palin’s shrill “folksy” drawl.

A transparent attempt to make light of one’s dismal, embarrassing interview performance by making jokes about it to the press.

Pit Palin:
An animal trained to deliver the attacks that no one else is willing to.

Trying to evade a difficult question by declaring that your “maverick” status exempts you from having to answer it.

A nightmare about or involving Sarah Palin.

Switching the order of the newspaper sections so that Sarah Palin’s face isn’t what you see every time you walk past the coffee table.

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